“You should drink more water.”
“Is it contagious?” “Hi, do you have a sexual infection on your
face?” “Oh, I want to pop that.” “My skin is bad at the moment too.”
Really? You guys say you’ve got spots. Check this
out. The worst thing for me personally is it’s
on the side. When this shot was taken I just closed the
curtains, avoided any reflective surfaces. I was self conscious, not even make up would
cover it up. So that one black head that you have is in
every single pore on my forehead. What do you think? Okay wow.
“Oh I just want to pop them?” So do I.
All my friends, “I would love to pick your spot.” What kind of weird fetish do you
have? “Actually, you know what, let me just help
you with that.” No! You’ve had that?
Yeah. They eye certain spots! They eye certain spots!
Peripheral vision. Look away please. It’s not your…don’t even. You’re triggering
me. And you can just see them like…and then
they look away. They love those videos on social media.
I watch the videos on You Tube. Do you?
I adore them. People love it. I find it disgusting.
It’s not like you’d go up to someone and be like, “Oh I really want to wash your hair,
it’s really greasy.” I like the different variants as well. With
the black head, it takes a while of like teasing it and then it goes.
Do you not think I’m capable enough to pick my own spots? I don’t need someone to do it
for me. And then you get the mirror ones that splat.
There’s all different types. “I made the decision not to pop this this
morning, so you can’t not pop it now”. Which is your favourite?
Oh, that’s a tough choice. “Have you tried toothpaste?”
Oh. Toothpaste is not going fix acne, come on.
Have you actually tried it though? I have.
It’s like somebody being like, “Yeah, I put ketchup on a scab.”
I would just like to know where you got your dermatological degree from for you to be telling
me all this information. Bloggers.
They don’t realise that if you’ve got acne you would of tried everything.
It got to the point where, I like, Googled ‘How To Clear Acne’, like secret tricks or
whatever. All the old wives tales, everything.
Asked your mother. So I’d just be laying in bed, with like, lemon
and honey on my face and I’m like… Yeah all of ,like, the natural ways to do
it. I’m going to put my hands up here. Like, Haemorrhoid
cream. This one time I read in a magazine that if
you squirt perfume on your spots they’ll disappear. What’s that?
It’s like cream for your bottom, but apparently… What?!
Did that not burn your face? No, I just smelt so nice.
Nappy rash cream. Kind of a good one actually. I’d get like banana skin and just put it on
my face at night and just be like… Don’t try it guys.
Don’t try this at home. Great for the love life.
Could you imagine? “Eurgh, don’t pick it.”
I do not pick it. How can you leave it on your face?
Is it actually possible not to pick a bulging white head?
I’m itching my head, people think I’m picking it. I’ve got an itch.
And they’re like, “No, no,no, don’t pick your spots”.
People will be like “You have a spot?”, “Okay, thank you, thank you for acknowledging
that.” “Okay, pick it?” So I used to sit here like this, being like,”Don’t
move my hands, don’t move my hands.” Yeah it’s that thing where you try and, like,
sit on your hands. Even now my dad will hear me picking from
another room and be like, “Stop picking!” Run in and be like…
And trust me if you have something on there, you kind of want to touch it more.
They’ll be like this close. I’m like, “Can you move away please?”, and they’re looking
around. I’m like, “Can you see something on my face?”, “You have a spot”, “I
know I have a spot. I have acne!” If I have 20 spots on my face and I’m only
picking 1, What you need to do is be like, “Yeah I
know I have a spot”, and quickly be like “pow” and pop it in their face.
No I love a burger, leave me alone. “Wait a minute, are you sure, like with
your face. Are you sure you should be doing this?”
One burger’s going to be fine. “You shouldn’t eat dairy, you shouldn’t
drink fizzy drinks.” If my mum is telling me to stop eating sweets
or to stop eating junk food, like fair enough, she’s my mum but you’re not.
Yeah. Yeah,yeah yeah. When I cut out alcohol that was big change.
People just kind of assume that like, I deep fry my breakfast, my lunch and my dinner.
Every time I’d go out on the raz, I’d wake up, “On the raz”, and just be like covered.
Oh, it’s the worst. Yeah. If you were to literally have a burger every
single day then it would have a real impact on your…
I don’t think it’s your face you’d have to worry about, I think it’s your heart.
Pizza face. So they’d be like, “Your skin looks like
a pizza when you pull the cheese off.” I’ve had “dot-to-dot face”. That’s really
hurt me. Classic “dot-to-dot on your face”.
Yeah, no. “dot-to-dot” is a bit of a classic. “You’re disgusting. You need to get a face
transplant.” “Go and learn to photoshop your ugly face,
you spotty bitch.” “Why don’t you cover it up?”
I do. I try.
I find that really rude. I have actually used make up, when they’re
been bad, on 1 or 2 spots I maybe cover them up.
Oh, everyone has. As a guy, if your wear make up, if you wore
foundation, most schools, even on the street, just generally, people will just slaughter
you. Like I’m putting on like the wrong skin
tone, trying to cover it up, no blending. Yeah like no blending.
People can be just so judgemental because all they see online now is just perfection.
If you don’t like me because actually underneath some of my slap I’ve got a few spots, like
really? Like, why cover it up? I don’t need to cover
it up. “It’s not affecting you, it’s affecting me, so goodbye.”