Stan Attempts To Remove Epidermal Contaminants – YouTube Poop
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Stan Attempts To Remove Epidermal Contaminants – YouTube Poop


Thank you for being French. Travel down the road and down the road and down the road and… Your heart is true… …you’re a pal and a confidant. And if you threw everyone… …into the sea… …you would go to jail. And the card attached would say… THANKYOUSDNGOFNROEFBEOFNSIFNSOFOFANDARIREDNEDIOAJNFOAENENDEFKGIKROFHTIMESJDJGKJFIEDFNFEOTHANKGFI Hi, Ma. Ohhh, something smells turrible. What is it? Spaghetti sauce. Here; have a taste. Mmm… Delicious? This is the reason your father and I got… Girls! Do you realise it has been eight days since I’ve ha… *gunshot Do you realise it’s been ei… WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHOOTING?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! That’s my problem…problem…problem… (I don’t understand!…understand!…understand!) (no matter what comes down, we’re in this together, babe) *doorbell I’ll get it. Now that I’m taking Spanish, I’m gonna totally immerse myself in the Spanish food. From now on, I’m only speaking Spanish. I’m eating Spanish clothes… …and I’m rereading the covers of my… …JulioiluJ JulioiluJ…(xSEVERAL) Paeson; friend; brother of the scalp. Because, if I may get philisophical for just one moment… …cut the crap, Paeson. Sir! I am shocked at your insensitivity! May I point out to you this is no ordinary pitcher? This pitcher was carried across the ocean by her great, great grandmother. A woman who came to this country in search of a better life. (a better life) Why, this pitcher…is a symbol of freedom. This pitcher…is a symbol of liberty! This pitcher was made in Taiwan! Ok, Stan, let’s get this over with. Yeah, well, ok… …here’s a copy of the tax return… …we’ll go over each deduction, individually, and document it with… …OK, STAN, LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH.
(YEAH) (intensifying hand rubbing) DID YOU EVER HEAR OF NAPKINS, STANLEY? I kiik I. You bought a car…without telling me? YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… How can I explain it? …OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… YUOUFBOUGHTAUFCOARAPDWOUTWITHOUTHFORJLTEINGKEMEECFJOFOTYOUBOUGHJTAMTOHTRERIGFUCKGIGNGDIGFOCARJTYWITHTOUTHFIKTNEKOOLLUIJGNGMEEOYYUCSOSSYUSEKFUSSSSCSACJFIFFOFFSHITTAELKDFJOEAWFJKIAJFIAJITHJJTRTR (more hand rubbing (w/ vigour)) (napkins…napkins…napkins…napkins) Sold the Corvette. You didn’t… Yeah, it was tough. Stanley, I’m so sorry. *Dorothy restores the Solar System Doki-doki! (foreshadowing?) you’re damn right.

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